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2Quac Shakur

All eyez on the pond.

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Historical

Abraham Wingcoln

Four score and seven ponds ago.

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Athletes

Air Mallardan

Gravity is optional. The tongue stays out regardless.

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States

Alaska Thunderduck

Hieeee. She'll get to the point eventually.

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Historical

Albert Quackstein

Relatively speaking, the smartest duck in the pond.

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Cities

Albuquerque

Up at dawn. Down wherever the wind says.

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Alexandria Ocasio-Quackez

Reclaiming my time — and the whole pond.

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Musicians

Amy Winghouse

The eyeliner has wings. So does she.

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States

Arkansas

World champion at calling his own name.

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Cities

Atlanta

The A stands for Anatidae.

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Cities

Austin

Keep it weird. Keep it webbed.

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Athletes

Babe Roost

Called his shot. Waddled the bases at his leisure.

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Musicians

Bad Ducky

Baddest duck on the pond. Sunglasses stay on.

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Cities

Baltimallard

Charm City born — steamed, seasoned, and thoroughly unbothered.

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Political

Barack O’Quacka

Yes we quack.

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Athletes

Barry Ponds

Swings for the fences. Lands in the pond.

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Beaklejuice

Say it three times. Regret it exactly once.

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Political

Bernie Sanderling

I am once again asking for the breadcrumbs.

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Political

Bibi Netanyaquack

Every pond needs a podium. He brought his own.

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Political

Bill Shapiquack

Facts don't care about your feathers.

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Bob Rossbill

No mistakes. Only happy little puddles.

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Borat Quackdiyev

Very nice. Great success. Surprisingly waterproof.

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Cities

Boston

More than a feather.

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Musicians

Bruno Marsh

Too marsh, too hot. Somebody call the pond patrol.

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