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Chris Flock

Loud suit. Louder opinions. Zero inside voice.

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Cleveduck

Comes in low over the Cuyahoga. Sticks the landing.

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Colorado

A mile high and never coming down.

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Cristiano Ronaldrake

He didn't score. He just landed the celebration.

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Daft Plunk

Harder, better, faster, floatier.

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Dalai Mallard

Inner peace, outer pond. Compassion in every quack.

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Dallas

Everything's bigger down here. Especially the bill.

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David Beakham

Bend it like Beakham.

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Detroit

Queen of Soul. Duchess of the pond.

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Doc Duck

1.21 gigaquacks. Great Scott.

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Doctor Drake

Nuthin' but a pond thang.

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Drake Gillis

Commits to the bit. Never breaks. Barely blinks.

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Drizzy Drakebill

Started from the pond. Still in the pond.

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Duckver Colorado

A mile above sea level. Still floats fine.

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Edward Scissorwings

Great with hedges. Less great with pool floats.

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Elon Duck

Occupy Pond.

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Elton Drake

Goodbye yellow brick pond.

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Erling Haaduck

Scores. Sits down. Meditates. Repeats.

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Eugene Mallevy

The eyebrows enter the pond three seconds before he does.

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Eyeris Apfowl

Thick frames, chunky bangles, and absolutely zero duck lips.

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Floriduck

Sun's out. Gator's out. No further questions.

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Frank Sinaquack

Ol' Blue Beak, doing it his way since forever.

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Freddie Mallardcury

Is this the real life? No. It's a duck.

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Frida Quack-lo

Viva la quack. Never pluck the unibrow.

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