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Biggie Mallards
It was all a dream. Then it was all a pond.
$34.00Free U.S. shipping over $50
Garment
Color — Black
SizeSize guide
Left-chest placement — 3.5″ art over the heart, on garment-dyed Comfort Colors blanks. Buttery-soft 100% USA grown cotton on the 1717 tee.
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The Duck
The crown sits a little crooked, because straight would be trying too hard. His sweater is a riot of colour you can hear from the far bank, and the shades stay on in overcast weather. He does not paddle fast. He arrives.
Fabric & Fit
- Tee: Comfort Colors 1717 — 6.1oz garment-dyed heavyweight ringspun cotton, broken-in boxy feel from day one
- Crewneck: Comfort Colors 1566 — 9.5oz garment-dyed fleece, ribbed collar/cuffs/hem
- Garment-dyed = every blank is very slightly one-of-one. Like you.
- Unisex sizing — size up for the oversized look
Shipping & Returns
- Free U.S. shipping on orders $50+
- Ships in 2–4 business days from our pond (Las Vegas, NV)
- 30-day returns — unworn, unwashed, un-ducked
Complete the flock
Any 3 tees for $75 — mix legends freely. Discount applies automatically in cart.
★★★★★ 4.9 from the flock
★★★★★"Wore it to Thanksgiving. Chaos."My uncle argued with the duck for 20 minutes. 10/10 print quality, super soft.
— Danny R., verified buyer
★★★★★"The left chest placement is genius"Looks like a normal nice tee from across the room. Then people get close. Then they lose it.
— Mariah T., verified buyer
★★★★☆"Bought 3, need 12"The embroidery on the crewneck is legit dense and clean. Only complaint: they keep dropping new ones and I keep paying.
— Alex P., verified buyer
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