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Picklebill
Lives in the kitchen. Never cooks.
$34.00Free U.S. shipping over $50
Garment
Color — Black
SizeSize guide
Left-chest placement — 3.5″ art over the heart, on garment-dyed Comfort Colors blanks. Buttery-soft 100% USA grown cotton on the 1717 tee.
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The Duck
Visor low, paddle up, permanently stationed at the kitchen line. He calls the score twice, every time, with total confidence. The third shot drop is his love language.
Fabric & Fit
- Tee: Comfort Colors 1717 — 6.1oz garment-dyed heavyweight ringspun cotton, broken-in boxy feel from day one
- Crewneck: Comfort Colors 1566 — 9.5oz garment-dyed fleece, ribbed collar/cuffs/hem
- Garment-dyed = every blank is very slightly one-of-one. Like you.
- Unisex sizing — size up for the oversized look
Shipping & Returns
- Free U.S. shipping on orders $50+
- Ships in 2–4 business days from our pond (Las Vegas, NV)
- 30-day returns — unworn, unwashed, un-ducked
Complete the flock
Any 3 tees for $75 — mix legends freely. Discount applies automatically in cart.
★★★★★ 4.9 from the flock
★★★★★"Wore it to Thanksgiving. Chaos."My uncle argued with the duck for 20 minutes. 10/10 print quality, super soft.
— Danny R., verified buyer
★★★★★"The left chest placement is genius"Looks like a normal nice tee from across the room. Then people get close. Then they lose it.
— Mariah T., verified buyer
★★★★☆"Bought 3, need 12"The embroidery on the crewneck is legit dense and clean. Only complaint: they keep dropping new ones and I keep paying.
— Alex P., verified buyer
PicklebillT-Shirt · Black · S