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Eric Cartmallard
Respect the waddle. That is not a request.
$34.00Free U.S. shipping over $50
Garment
Color β Black
SizeSize guide
Left-chest placement β 3.5β³ art over the heart, on garment-dyed Comfort Colors blanks. Buttery-soft 100% USA grown cotton on the 1717 tee.
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The Duck
Red jacket, teal pom-pom hat, one deeply serious expression. He appointed himself in charge of the pond and no appeal has ever succeeded. Snacks are not for sharing, and the rules are whatever he says they were.
Fabric & Fit
- Tee: Comfort Colors 1717 β 6.1oz garment-dyed heavyweight ringspun cotton, broken-in boxy feel from day one
- Crewneck: Comfort Colors 1566 β 9.5oz garment-dyed fleece, ribbed collar/cuffs/hem
- Garment-dyed = every blank is very slightly one-of-one. Like you.
- Unisex sizing β size up for the oversized look
Shipping & Returns
- Free U.S. shipping on orders $50+
- Ships in 2β4 business days from our pond (Las Vegas, NV)
- 30-day returns β unworn, unwashed, un-ducked
Complete the flock
Any 3 tees for $75 β mix legends freely. Discount applies automatically in cart.
Athletes
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Scores. Sits down. Meditates. Repeats.
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Harder, better, faster, floatier.
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Cities
New Yolk City
The duck that never sleeps.
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Athletes
Larry Duck
Calls the shot, sinks it, waddles off.
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"Wore it to Thanksgiving. Chaos."My uncle argued with the duck for 20 minutes. 10/10 print quality, super soft.
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"The left chest placement is genius"Looks like a normal nice tee from across the room. Then people get close. Then they lose it.
β Mariah T., verified buyer
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β"Bought 3, need 12"The embroidery on the crewneck is legit dense and clean. Only complaint: they keep dropping new ones and I keep paying.
β Alex P., verified buyer
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