New to the Pond

Musicians

Rob Duckbie

Dragula, but it's a paddle boat.

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Musicians

Bob Wader

Rhythm guitar, ocean shorts, and a very long second set.

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Odd

Duckminican Republic

Sun, merengue, and one very confident tail feather.

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Jules Wingfield

Says the whole verse before he lets you order.

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Musicians

Andrea Ducheverri

Velvet voice, ceramic hands, zero interest in your opinion.

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Athletes

Jaylen Waddle

Orange and blue, built to waddle away from you.

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Athletes

Steph Quackry

Fires from the parking lot. Never watches it land.

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Athletes

Tucker Raft

Two hands. Zero drops.

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Eric Cartmallard

Respect the waddle. That is not a request.

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Athletes

Jalen Herts

Reads the defense. Tucks it. Runs it in himself.

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Historical

Bruce Leek

Be water. Ideally warm, and in a tub.

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Vincent Vegoose

Royale with cheese. Hold the bread.

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Quackratos

Ashen feathers. Red tattoo. One very tired dad.

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The Ducknator

He'll be back. He never actually left the pond.

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Patrick Mateman

Impeccable business card. Slightly worse taste in axes.

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The Duke

He abides. Mostly in the bath.

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The Quacker

Why so serious? It's only a pond.

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Batquack

Justice has a bill, and a very small cape.

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Mia Mallard

Five dollar shake. Don't be a square.

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Morphduck

Red pill, blue pill, or a nice cracker?

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