{"product_id":"jordan-peterduck-tee","title":"Jordan Peterduck Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eArrives in a three-piece suit with a lobster riding one shoulder. Speaks in precise, escalating sentences about hierarchy, chaos, and the pond you still haven't tidied. Will ask what you mean by \"quack.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLeft-chest placement\u003c\/strong\u003e — 3.5″ art over the heart. Comfort Colors 1717 — 6.1oz garment-dyed heavyweight ringspun cotton, 100% USA grown.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eGarment-dyed = every blank is very slightly one-of-one. Like you.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eParody. Not affiliated with or endorsed by anyone depicted — they're ducks, your honor.\u003c\/em\u003e 🦆\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Doppel Ducks","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":49580686672024,"sku":"DD-JORDANPETERD-TEE-KS","price":34.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":49580686704792,"sku":"DD-JORDANPETERD-TEE-KM","price":34.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":49580686737560,"sku":"DD-JORDANPETERD-TEE-KL","price":34.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":49580686770328,"sku":"DD-JORDANPETERD-TEE-KXL","price":34.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":49580686803096,"sku":"DD-JORDANPETERD-TEE-K2XL","price":34.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ S","offer_id":49580686835864,"sku":"DD-JORDANPETERD-TEE-IS","price":34.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ M","offer_id":49580686868632,"sku":"DD-JORDANPETERD-TEE-IM","price":34.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ L","offer_id":49580686901400,"sku":"DD-JORDANPETERD-TEE-IL","price":34.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ XL","offer_id":49580686934168,"sku":"DD-JORDANPETERD-TEE-IXL","price":34.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ 2XL","offer_id":49580686966936,"sku":"DD-JORDANPETERD-TEE-I2XL","price":34.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ S","offer_id":49580686999704,"sku":"DD-JORDANPETERD-TEE-PS","price":34.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ M","offer_id":49580687032472,"sku":"DD-JORDANPETERD-TEE-PM","price":34.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ L","offer_id":49580687065240,"sku":"DD-JORDANPETERD-TEE-PL","price":34.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ XL","offer_id":49580687098008,"sku":"DD-JORDANPETERD-TEE-PXL","price":34.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ 2XL","offer_id":49580687130776,"sku":"DD-JORDANPETERD-TEE-P2XL","price":34.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ S","offer_id":49580687163544,"sku":"DD-JORDANPETERD-TEE-ES","price":34.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ M","offer_id":49580687196312,"sku":"DD-JORDANPETERD-TEE-EM","price":34.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ L","offer_id":49580687229080,"sku":"DD-JORDANPETERD-TEE-EL","price":34.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ XL","offer_id":49580687261848,"sku":"DD-JORDANPETERD-TEE-EXL","price":34.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 2XL","offer_id":49580687294616,"sku":"DD-JORDANPETERD-TEE-E2XL","price":34.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hemp \/ S","offer_id":49580687327384,"sku":"DD-JORDANPETERD-TEE-HS","price":34.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hemp \/ M","offer_id":49580687360152,"sku":"DD-JORDANPETERD-TEE-HM","price":34.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hemp \/ L","offer_id":49580687392920,"sku":"DD-JORDANPETERD-TEE-HL","price":34.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hemp \/ XL","offer_id":49580687425688,"sku":"DD-JORDANPETERD-TEE-HXL","price":34.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hemp \/ 2XL","offer_id":49580687458456,"sku":"DD-JORDANPETERD-TEE-H2XL","price":34.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0759\/8794\/3576\/files\/jordan-peterduck-tee.png?v=1785303282","url":"https:\/\/doppelduck.com\/products\/jordan-peterduck-tee","provider":"Doppel Duck","version":"1.0","type":"link"}