The flock · 166 ducks
New to the Pond
Freshly hatched Doppel Ducks.
Athletes
Babe Roost
Called his shot. Waddled the bases at his leisure.
$34.00
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Athletes
Tom Drakey
Seven rings. Ten toes. He'll let you do the math.
$34.00
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Athletes
Zlatan Ibraquackovic
Third person. First place. Fully feathered.
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Musicians
Quacky Hendrix
Plays it left-webbed, upside down, and twice as loud.
$34.00
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Larry Duckvid
Pretty, pretty, pretty… damp.
$34.00
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Chris Flock
Loud suit. Louder opinions. Zero inside voice.
$34.00
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Historical
Charlie Quacklin
Silent film. Loud quack.
$34.00
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Drake Gillis
Commits to the bit. Never breaks. Barely blinks.
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Bob Rossbill
No mistakes. Only happy little puddles.
$34.00
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Elon Duck
Occupy Pond.
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Joe Ducky
Three hours later, you still haven't left the pond.
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Historical
Mahatma Gander
Non-violent, non-negotiable, entirely unflappable.
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Neil Waddlestrong
One small step. One giant waddle.
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States
Alaska Thunderduck
Hieeee. She'll get to the point eventually.
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Cities
Nashville
Workin' nine to five, floatin' five to nine.
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Cities
Seattle
Sings from the rafters. Mumbles everywhere else.
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Cities
Portlandia
He liked this pond before it was cool.
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Cities
Atlanta
The A stands for Anatidae.
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Cities
Philadelphia
Ran the steps. Ate the cheesesteak. Booed anyway.
$34.00
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Political
Golda Eider
Don't be so humble. You are just a duck.
$34.00
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Historical
Rosa Quacks
Refused to waddle to the back of the bus.
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Political
Root Bader Gooseburg
I dissent on the matter of shallow water.
$34.00
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Musicians
Lady Gaggle
Born this wade. P-p-poker face.
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Historical
Queen Duck-beth
One handbag. Two corgis. Long may she waddle.
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