The flock · 155 ducks
New to the Pond
Freshly hatched Doppel Ducks.
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Beaklejuice
Say it three times. Regret it exactly once.
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Rocky Bill-boa
Went the distance. Still floating at the final bell.
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Hannibill Lecter
Quid pro quack.
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Edward Scissorwings
Great with hedges. Less great with pool floats.
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Tony Pondtana
Say hello to my little webbed friend.
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Daft Plunk
Harder, better, faster, floatier.
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Drizzy Drakebill
Started from the pond. Still in the pond.
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David Beakham
Bend it like Beakham.
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Barry Ponds
Swings for the fences. Lands in the pond.
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Magic Quackson
No-look pass. Full-time grin.
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Ronaldrakinho
Smiling before the ball knows where it's going.
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Wayne Quacksky
The Great One. Now slightly more buoyant.
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Erling Haaduck
Scores. Sits down. Meditates. Repeats.
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Kareem Abduck-Jabbar
The skyhook: still unblockable, now fully waterproof.
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Steph Quackry
Fires from the parking lot. Never watches it land.
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Larry Duck
Calls the shot, sinks it, waddles off.
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California
Sun's out, wings out, still stuck on the 405.
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Cristiano Ronaldrake
He didn't score. He just landed the celebration.
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The Grateful Duck
Every jam ends when he says so. It never ends.
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Lionel Quacksi
Smallest bird in the pond. Biggest trophy shelf.
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Amy Winghouse
The eyeliner has wings. So does she.
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Ozzy Osbill
All aboard the quack train.
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Elton Drake
Goodbye yellow brick pond.
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Splash
Top hat on, curls down, solo still going.
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